- mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
- me: i have no idea
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
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THE HAWKNEST IS COMPLETE.
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ATTENTION EVERYBODY
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD
OUR WORLD
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Chris Tucker on Lopez Tonight | 7/28/11 | Pt. 1
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- odd numbers: i can't even
